God Bless America my cooking dreams have come true

Husband found this product on the Sam's Club website. It's food for a year. Sure, it's supposed to be an emergency supply, but I'm thinking what a beautiful thing! Cheap, and little menu planning required. Even comes with a wheat grinder! Customer reviews are, uh, interesting. Makes me want to watch The Road again.

Here's what you get for your $887.00:

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Total of 85 #10 (institutional size) cans, which are: 

Grains, Oats & Rice

3 Long Grain White Rice (47 servings per can)

9 Hard White Wheat (54 servings per can)

2 Quick Rolled Oats (25 servings per can)

3 Elbow Macaroni (23 servings per can)

Vegetables

6 Dehydrated Potato Dices (22 servings per can)

3 Freeze Dried Sweet Corn (15 servings per can)

3 Dehydrated Sweet Peas (13 servings per can)

2 Dehydrated Chopped Onions (653 servings per can)

1 Freeze Dried Broccoli Florets & Stems (20 servings per can)

3 Pinto Beans (47 servings per can)

3 Lentils (49 servings per can)

1 Dehydrated Diced Red & Green Bell Peppers (141 servings per can)

1 Dehydrated Cross Cut Celery (42 servings per can)

1 Dehydrated Carrot Dices (27 servings per can)

Fruits

3 Freeze Dried Apple Dices (11 servings per can)

3 Freeze Dried Whole Strawberries (22 servings per can)

1 Freeze Dried Whole Raspberries (20 servings per can)

3 Honey Coated Banana Slices (21 servings per can)

Dairy

3 100% Country Fresh Instant Milk (39 servings per can)

3 Chocolate Morning Moo’s® Low Fat Milk Alternative (61 servings per can)

3 Cheese Blend Powder (45 servings per can)

Proteins

6 Vegetarian Meat Substitute Bacon (flavored) (188 servings per can)

3 Vegetarian Meat Substitute Beef (flavored) (40 servings per can)

3 Vegetarian Meat Substitute Chicken (flavored) (45 servings per can)

3 Vegetarian Meat Substitute Taco (flavored) (33 servings per can)

6 Dried Whole Eggs (56 servings per can)



Desserts

1 Chocolate Fudge Brownie Mix (52 servings per can)

1 Blueberry Muffin Mix (48 servings per can)

2 Buttermilk Pancake Mix (24 servings per can)

Misc Item

Wheat Grinder