I took a momentous step today and purchased a big beverage cooler w/pouring spout. I don't know why, but this is the type of thing that I thought only moms bought for hosting large family events or kid parties.
That was the moment of personal insight. I AM that mom-type. Kinda scary how those things sneak up on you.
p.s. these are only $9 at Walmart. Watch out for the minivan stampede!